Funny Shayari




ladke-Ladkiyon k expectation me zyada farak nahi.
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Ladke chahte he unki Girlfriend maal ho,
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ladkiyan chahti he unke Boyfriend ke paas bahut maal ho
Girlfriend: jaanu apani ye Diamond Ring mujhe de do.
Boyfriend: kyon Honey?
GF: main roz ise dekhakar tumhen yaad karungi.
BF: yaad to tum mujhe waise bhi karogee.
GF: vo kaise?
BF: ye sochkar ki boyfriend Diamond Ring maangi thi aur kamine ne nahin di.
Subah ka bheja msgs, Shaam ko Vaapas Apane paas Aae use
"Whatsapp Messages" kahate hain.
Pappu's Pure Desi girlfriend- Could we go to MacDonald ?
Clever Boyfriend, "First tell Spelling of MacDonald"
Girlfriends- Oho then could we go to KFC.
BF- Tell full form of KFC.
Angry girlfriend said, "Let it, You dog.. have kulcha Channe".
Pyar Ki Hr Gali Gumnaam Q Hai,
Judai Aur Maut Ishq Ka Anjam Kyu Hai.
Log Dete Hai ise Naam Khuda Ka,
To Fir Ye MUNNI itni BADNAAM Kyu Hai...............
love is like a forest where brave tigers are killed by the beautiful eyes of deers...
Ladka: yaar, meri gf ne mere saath break up karke apne naye BF ke saath chipak ke, apni Photo mujhe bheji.
Uska Dost- aashchary se..ohh, "phir tumane kya kiya?"
Ladka: mainne bhi usake papa ko wo photo Forward kar di.
Naitik (moral): thoda alag socho.
Aaj Himaat karke 1 Ladki ko propose kiya
Chudail boli- "Friendship Day" ki Date nikal gayi hai
Aab to Sirf
"Rakhi" ke FORM bhere jaa rahe hai...
Girlfriend: aaj se hamaara rishta khatm, ham ek dusare ko saare Gifts vaapas karate hain.
Papu: theek hai,Mobile Recharge se shuroo karate hain.
GF: jaanu, ab mazaak bhi nahin kar sakti kya?
You can hug it when you're in trouble
You can cry on it when you're in pain
You can embrace it when you're happy
So when you need true love
Buy a pillow
Math is like love; a simple idea, but it can get complicated.
True love is like ghosts, which everybody talks about and few have seen.
Way to impress girl: Respect her, honor her, love her,
protect her, care 4 her, obey her, sacrifice 4 her.
How to impress a boy? Just smile once ..
Tumne mujhe thukara diya
Phir bhi Koi gam nahin,
kyonki pagali
Ladkiya pataane mein main bhi
Hum kuchh kam nahin !!
Sun Baby aaenge teri gali
Mein chaahe der kyon na ho jae,
karenge mohabbat tujhi se
chaahe jail kyon na ho jae !!
Life ka sucessful Moral:
"Pyar woh nahin ke hum ek ko kitne saal taq karte hai."
"Pyar toh woh hai ke hum ek saal mein kitno se karte hai?"
LuV is an illusion!
Its a highly dependency disorder
of weak hearted ppl...
Ppl wid strong hearts
believe in FLIRTING ;-)
Santa: My Gf asked me to show more interest in her family.
Banta: So, what did you do?
Santa: Now I am flirting with her sister!
Many crushes nd flirts are better than one true love bcoz
- monopoly is always damaging,
and
- competition improves efficiency!
Pure economic theory of Love
Fida hu uski chaal pe,Uske bolne ki taal pe,
Chahe tamacha lage gaal pe, par
Bol deta hu sare jahan se.. Nazar mat daalna meri MAAL pe.
Question- ladkiya Apna Dupatta
Ladke Ke Samne Aane Ke Baad Hi
Kyon Theek Karti Hail...?
Faadu Answer...
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Lutere Ko Dekh Kar Hi
Dault Ki Hifazat Ka Khayal Aata Hai..
New style of proposing Love
I have spent many sleepless nights in your love and I don’t want my son to do the same for your daughter… so lets make them brother and sister.
love is a bird you hold tightly, it dies......
if you hold lightly,it flies...........
you hold it nicely,it shits in your hand......
vuhhh........
soo..........
forgot love
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better flirt.............
Dosti karo college wali se,
pyar karo office wali se,
programe karo pados wali se,
ankh ladao sali se,
love karo dilwali se,
aur mar khao ghar wali say
"I LOVE YOU"

Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na
ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha
Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.
propose karne ka ek damjakkas style..
kya ghoor ghoor ke dekhti hai..
mar dale gi kya..??
dil daina haiti dai de..
rakh ke achaar dalegi kya??
How Much Love In Your Heart....? CHOOOOOSE... 100 % ( Call Me) 50 % ( Sms Me ) 25 % ( Only A Ring) 0 % NO Answer)
I want u …
To be with me In a nice Restaurent
To have candle light dinner…. &
to say those sweet three words to U….
“Pay The Bill”
Wife to Husband :-

You don’t Love me at all….

Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google?
Kashmir Ki Vadiyon Mein,
Barfilee Hawaon Mein,
Neele Gagan Ke Neeche
Jheel Ke Kinarey
Gehri Soch Mein Baithe
Ranjhe Ko Heer Ne Kya Kaha…
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Stupid!!!!!
Hero Matt Bano
Sweater Pahan Le………….
Thand Ho Rahi Hai.
Happy Winter
Ladke Pagal Ho Jaatey Hain Pyar Me,
Baki Kasar Puri Ho Jaati Hai
Intezaar Me.......
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Magar Ye Dard Ladkiya
Nahi
Samjhti,
Wo Toh Panipuri Khati
Firti Hain
Bazaar Me..
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Or LADKE Pade Rehte Hain BEER BAR Me.............
Log kahte hai ke khuda ne aap ko bahut fursat se banaya
Simple si baat hai yaar
Faltu kaam fursat me hi to kiye jate hai
ladkiyo se dil lagana bhool hai,
ladkiyo ke piche jana fizool hai,
agar kisi ladki ne aapko kah diya kisi din "I love you"
TO samajh lena us din "April Fool" hai
Aap kya jano hum apko kitna yaad karte hai,
Harpal aapki faryad karte hai,
Roz khat likhte hai Cartoon network ko,
Aap ko dikhane ki mang karte hai.
Doctor: Tell ur husband that u r pregnant.
Girl: But I am unmarried.
Doctor: Then inform ur boyfriend.
Girl: I don't have any.
Dr: Then tell ur mom that Jesus is coming again..
Lrka apni Girlfriend se:
Meri Bachi
Meri shonu
Meri Gurya
Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?
Bolo Baby Girl:
Girlfriend- Mujhe propose Kr raha hai Ya
Godh le raha hai......funny love sms to propose girlfriend
Boyfrnd-Main Tumhari Roz-
Roz Ki Farmaishon Se Tang
Aakar Khudkhushi Kar Raha Hu.
Girlfrnd-Achchha 1 White Suit
To Dila Do.
BY-Q?
GL-13v Pe Kya Pehnugi?
Pyar karne ki apni 1 reet hai....
Pyaar ka dusra naam hi to Preet hai.
Isliye Try maro har Ladki par....
Kyunki
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Darr ke aage Jeet hai.
Ek Waqt Tha Jab Aapke Msg Aise Aate Thay,
Jaise Kisi Ne Aap Ke Sar Pe Pistol Rakhi Hui Hai,
Aur Aap Se Sms Karwa Raha Hai..
Magar Ab To Lagta Hai Kisi
Ne Aap Ko Goli Hi Maar Di Hai!
Khusi Ke Liye Aansou Kurbaan,
Hansi Ke Liye Gum Kurbaan,
Dost Ke Liye Jaan Kurbaan,
Agr Dost Ke Girlfend Mil Jaaye,
To Saala Dosti Bhi Kurbaan!!
Dinesh: Agar Tumhare Pas 15 Apple Hai,
Usme Se 6 Aarti Ko
4 Priya Ko
Aur 4 Tanu Ko De Do
To Tumhe Kya Milenge,
Shyam: 3 New Girl Friend..
Aati thi.... Jaati thi...
Hansti thi.... Hansati thi...
Bhagti thi.... Bhagati thi...
Bolti thi.... Bulwati thi...
Aaj pata chala saali ULLU banati thi.
Subha teri Sham meri ho
Din tera Raat meri ho
Hasi teri Udasi meri ho
Or jab maut aay ay Dilbar Kabar teri Usme LASH
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O hello
TERI hi ho
Meri q ho.
Pyar Me Barbaadi Na Karwa Lena
Apni Mummy Ke Armaan Khaak Me Na Mila Dena,
Jo Paise Ghar Se Sabji Laane Ko Diye
Unse Mobile Recharge Na Karwa Lena.
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye toh PAAON mein nahi aati,
Wah-Wah,
CHAPPAL chhoti ho jaye to PAAON mein nahi aati,
Aur GIRLFRND moti ho jaye to BAHON mein nahi aati
Waqt kehta H
muje Gawa mat
Dil kehta H
muje Laga mat
Pyar kehta H
muje aazma mat
Aur
aaj-kal ki GF
kehti H
Bartan
Tumhe Hi
Dhulne Hai
abhi se
Ghabra Mat.
Ladka To Bhagwan:Bhagwan
Mere Ghar Se Canada Tak Road
Bana do.......
Bhagwan-Yeh To Kabhi Nahi Ho
Sakta......
Ladka:-Fir Mujhe 1 Aisi Ladki Se Milado Jo Sirf Mujhe Hi Pyar Kare.........
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Bhagwan:-Road"One Way"Banwani Hai Ya"2 Way"
Apko kabhi meri baat ya sms bura laga
to aap ko pura haq hai ki, Aapana mobil zor se diwar me mar de,
kyou ki aap ki khushi meri khushi hai...
Agar Girlfriend Hai To Valentine Day; Agar Biwi Hai To Mahavir Jayanti; Agar Dono Nahi Toh Hanuman Jayanti; Aur Dono Hain To Bajirao Mastani!
Mahbooba gali se mera zanaza nikla,
Wo na nikle jinke liye zanaza nijkla,
Unka ghar aaya to mere Yaar seeti bajane lage,
Rakh ke mera zanaza kamine usko patane lage.
KISI LADKI KO CHEDO
USKA HATH PAKRO
AGAR WO THAPPAR MARE TO KAHO..............
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Kaval THAPPAR! Agar tumko koi chede to use hockey stick se maaro....
MUJHE AISI HI SHARIF LADKI CHAHIYE - Jo Khud Ke Stand Leti hai..........
Ladki impress hoker boli- app kaha rahte ho? app ka mobile no. kaya hai?
ladki patane ke sms
Girl: I love a guy.
Dad: Uski Job Ki Security Hai Na?
Girl: Very Very Secure?
Dad: How?
Girl: Uski Job Security Guard Ki Hai!
Pahle Ladkiyaan apne naam mein Devi lagaati
Taab to unhen pati bhi devata milate the.
ab Ladkiyaan Angel lagaati hain to unhen pati raakshas hi milenge.
Technology crash N Boyfriend Harass-
Girlfriend to Boyfriend – where were you on Saturday night?
BF- ohh, there was a urgent work I was asked to finish,
so had to stay back in Call-Centre.
GF – Really? Then why your fitband shows you burned 300 calories
and your heart rate was way more than normal at 1:30 am?
Boyfriend- Silent....
Girlfriend- Violent.....romantic jokes
Chaahe jitana marji ham achchhe dikhe,achchhe kapade pahane, par
ladkiyaan patengi unhi se jo...saale..."Pineapple jaisi Hair Style" aur
"Bakare jaisi Daadhi" lie ghumaten hain.
strange but true- believe in love ...!Love has great
power ! It can " REMOVE " misunderstandings, Anxieties, worries
Doubts, Fears ,Tears , T shirts, Tops, Jeans etc etc etc ...
Bahut bheed ho gai tere Dil mein “jaalim”,
Achchha hua ham vakt par nikal gae......romantic joke in hindi
1 ladki Pappu se apane pyaar ka izahaar karte hue kahti hai,
"tum mere sapanon mein, jajbaaton mein rahte ho."
Pappu: tumako kisee ne bewkoof banaaya hai bahan,
main to jyadaatr apane ghar mein hi rahta hoon!
Sacchi mohabbat laut ker zaror ate hai
Ya toh sorry bolne ya phir
Shadi ka card dene
Girlfriends: Janu kal mera birthday hai, mujhe kya gift doge?
Boyfriend: kya chaahie?
GF: Ring.
Boyfriend: Ring dunga par uthaana mat,
balance bahut kam hai......jabardast love jokes
Chahtay hain hum apse Aisi pyaar ka wada,
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Jaise 12 rupees ka Vim Bar,
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Ghuly kam aur chaly zyada
1 Newly Married Couple Honeymoon ke liye jaa rahe the
Train Lambi Surang se Gujara.....
Husband- agar pata hota ki surang itanee lambee hogee to phaayada utha leta.
Wife- he bhagavaan, to kya vah aap nahin the?
Baaba:– Tujhe kya chaahie?
Ladaka:– Khoobasurat kamsin Girlfriend(GF)
Baaba:– Agar tum Hindu hai to tujhe Sonaakshi Dunga.
Muslim hai to katrina dunga... Sikh hai to Anushka dunga...
Aur krischiyan hai to Jeneliya..bol tera naam kya hai baalak?
Ladka:– ” Mohammad Vijay Singh Pharnaandis”
Baaba (apane chele se)– “Maayavati de de saale ko kuchh jyaada hi
hoshiyaari dikha raha hai”
*romantic joke in hindi*
Ladki- Mere Pet mein tumhaare prem ki nishaani hai!
Ladka- Lekin mainne to ainsa kuchh bhi kiya nahin !
Ladki- Are tumane mujhe Cadbury di thi na, vo abhi mainne khai hai!
Ladka- teri to, zara theek thaak hasi-majaak kiya
kar...meri jaan legi kaya!
1 Ladka saadhu baaba se:
baaba jee ... kisi sundar ladki ka haath paane ke lie kya karoon
saadhu baaba: kisi Mall ke bahaar mehndi lgaane ka kaam
shuru kar do vats
Boy: kiss me Jaanu
Girl: nahi, tum gutaka khaaye ho
Boy: tum bhi to khaati ho
Girl: haan par main saada khaati hoon aur tum jarde waala
Ladki ke mobile balance khatm ho
jaata hai… vo customer care Phone
karati hai aur puchhatee hai 1 sms/msgs 10 ladko
ko ek saath bhejana hai kaise bheju ?
customer care: kya sms/msgs hai?
Ladki: Jaanu , mera mobile balance khatm ho gaya
hai jaldi se 100 ka recharge karava do...
Girlfriend– janu me tumse naraj hu
Boyfriend– kyun darling esa kya ho gaya?
Girlfriend– kyunki tum bhut boring ho
Ladki – tum muje manate bi nahi ho
Ladka – tu kya New Year 2017 Party hai jo manau
Bahut Bhid waali bus me 1 sunder-Susil ladki safar kar rhi thi
Achanak driver ne break mara..
Ek Jaat ladke ka hath ladki se chu gaya
Ladki– Jara haat khde ho jao..
Ladka – Madam saarii..
fir break laga fir hath chu gaya
Girl – ye aap accha nahi kar rhe hain..
Jaat Boy – Madam itni bhari bus me isse accha ho hi nahi sakta..
Boy- mujhe facebook/Whatsapp par DOST bana lo
Girl- kyon bana lu tujhe friend?
Boy- Dil Diya hai Jaan bhi Denge...
Girl- achha chal 2000 rs ka mobile recharge kara de phir friend bana lungi
Boy- 1 Notebandi Duja Cashbandi
Boy- Bahan mene to Majaak kiya tumne seriously le liya.
Double heart attack message by a girl to a boy: 1st SMS: Let`s break up now, it`s all over. 2nd SMS: Sorry, Sorry, Sorry! That was not for you.
Chuhe ko billi lagi gori dono milne lage chori chori.............
chuha bola-O gori aao baandhe hum pyr ki dori..........
Billi chuhe ko maar k khayi aur boli......."I hate love story "......!!!
A physics student proposing a chemistry Girl: " I love u more than an electron wants to attract proton . . . ...Girl : Oye Carbon monoxide, apna conical flask jaisa face le k foran yahan se reduce ho ja,is se pehle ki tujhe oxidise kar dun or tu reaction k qabil bhi na rahe,Kambakht Graphite ki aulad.
Pappu ki Girlfriend boli: mujhe bhool jao, meri engagement ho gaee hai, London ke ek ladke ke saath.
Pappu: chal Yaar jo hona tha ho gaya, ek i-phone bhej dena wahaan se, suna hai wahaan sasta milata hai!
Us jaalim Dilruba Ne Mujhe
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Amavas ki Raat Ko Qabaristaan
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me Akela Chhor diya,
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ye Keh kar Ki
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"Jab pyar kiya to Darna Kya.....
ek ladki svarg me gayee aur
Yamraaj se boli: meri shaadi kisi DELHI ke ladke se karava do..
Yamraaj :sabr kar le betee..pahale DELHI ke
kisi ladke ko svarg me to aane de. Aaj tak to koi aaya nahin
Pehle Wo Kuch Baat To Karte They,
Choti Sahi Mulakat To Karte They,
Maine U Hi Unhe Apna Samz Liya,
Wo Hum par Nahi Humare sms Par Marte They.
College Boys VS Girls sms love jokes ««new
Girl: mat kar mera peechha ek din pachhatayega, baahar college ke tu chholebhatoore ki shop lagayega.
Boy: tu mat thukara mere pyaar ko, ek din pachhatayegi, usi chhole ki shop pe bartan saaf karati najar aayegi.
In aankho se sapne churaya na karo,
Hamari dosti ko aap ajmaya na karo,
aapke 1 sms pe 100 call kar du,
Bas aap phone uthaya na karo.
Jidhar dekho ishq ke bimar baithe hai Hajaro mar gaye Lakho taiyar bethe hai Barbad hote hai ladkiyo ke piche Aur kehte hai hum berojgar baithe hai.
jawani ke din chamkile ho gaye
aur husn ke tewar nukele ho gaye
hum izhaar karne me thore dhele ho gaye
aur un ke haath peele ho gaye
Jab Jab hume pyaas lagti hai
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai
unki dewangi mein hum ho gaye itne dewane
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai
Jindgi ki raho jb wo mili mujhko
Mene use dekha to me uski uskurahat pe fida ho gya
Par na jane kaha se piche se uska boyfriend aa gya ...
Girl : I Love you
Boy : (Starts Running)...............!

Girl : (Running after him) ...Why are u Running?
Boy : To update my Relationship status on Facebook
Boy: I love ur daughter SooMUCH...and want to marry.
Girl's Father: How much do you earn?
Boy: 20000/- per month.
Girl's Father: I give my daughter 15000/- pocket money.
Boy: Woh Count Kar Ke Hi Bol Raha Hun(o_0)!
Papu: tum us ladki ke peechhe kyon pade ho, usaka to pahale se hi boyfriend hai?
Happu ne badi samajhdaari se jawaab diya: khali kursee par to koi bhi baith sakata hai, dam hai to kisi ko utha ke baitho......««new
2 lovers in DOMINOS..
Boy: kya khaogi jaan?
Girl: samose mangwa lo...
Moral: Aur phasao dehati maal..!!
Wat is d meaning of True love?
True love is when,
Katrina propose A boy "I love you" &
Boy Replied, ''Sorry i already hv my GF & I LOVE her a lot''
be carefull wen a guy says he luvs u from the bottom of his heart....... cuz he may still have enough space for other girls on top....
Pappu ki desi girlfriend, "MacDonald chalen?
Pappu thoda chalaak banata hua, "Spelling bol, phir chalenge".
Girlfriend: ek kaam kar, KFC chalte hain.
Papu: KFC ki full form, bata, phir chalenge.
GF- gusse mein boli, "rahane de Kutte, kulche channe hi khila de"......Solid Beizzati Love Jokes
Love letter:- Jab dil laga hamein khali-2, ladki patani chahi samne bali. Vah hamein dekhakar has gayi, humne socha ladki pat gayi. Us se milne ka tarika laga behtar, turant likh diya love letter! Ek din uske papa ne mujhe bulaya, bade prem se ek chata lagaya! Bole teen bar B.A mai fail hokar, banana chahte ho filmi actor! Kharab karna chahte ho ladki ka charecter! Us din se hum khoye-2 se rahne lage, dil ke arman anshuo mai bahne lage! Ek din ladki humare pas aayi, boli ye khat padkar sunana! Maine kaha tumhe hindi padna nhi aati, ladki boli, agar hindi padna aati, to tumhare letter ko papa ke pas kyon le jati?
Na Jaane Kab Koi Taara Toot Jaaye,
Na Jaane Kab Koi Aansu Aankh Se Chut Jaaye,
Kuch Pal Hamare Saath Bhi Has Lo,
Na Jaane Kab Tumhare Daant Toot Jaaye..!!
dhire dhire apna bana gaya hai koi
pyar k suhane sapne dikha gaya hai koi
ya khuda ye pyar hi hai
ya phir se CHUNA laga gaya hai koi.
Girl ne haste hue jokes bhare andaz me bola: kal main tumhare lie raakhi lekar aai thi, tumane bandhwai kyon nahin?
Pappu: agar kal main tumhaare lie mangalsutr lekar aaoon to pahan legee kya?
Girl-shocked!!
Boy-Rock....girl shocked boy rock jokes
1 Ladke Bus Stop par khadi ek ladaki se bola, "I love you".
Ladke ki baat sunate hi ladki ne use ek thappad raseed kar diya aur boli, "ab bol kya bola?"
Ladke: Ohoo...jab toone suna nahin to chaanta kyon maara?
Ladka: I Love You.
Ladki: I love you, too.
Ladka: "pappi-jhappi" "Kiss-Wish" de do.
Ladki: nahin, ye sab shaadi ke baad.
Ladka: theek hai, phir shaadi hote hi mujhe phone karna....romantic jokes for girlfriend
Pappu: meri koi girlfriend nahin ban rahi hai?
Jyotishi: kaise bangi bhai? "kundli mein sukh hi sukh likha hai, mauj kar"....
khushakismat hote hai vo ladke jinaki Girlfriend unke lia apane haath ki
nas kaat leti hai... hamaari vaali to hamaare lia apane naakhun bhi na kaate
Mere pita jee ka to koi aisa dost bhi nahi jo Amareesh Puri ki tarah ye
kah de..chal is dosti ko rishtedaari mein badal de !
1 ladki phaansi laga rahi thi.
Pappu ne khidki se dekha.
socho Pappu ne ladaki ko kya bola hoga?
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sirf latakane se lambai nahin badhegi Mummy ko bolo Complan pilae.........jabardast love jokes 2017.
Santa Pappu Se: nalayak itni raat ko kahan se aa raha hai?
Papu: apni Gf se milne gaya tha.
santa: kis lie?
Papu: haan papa, 20-25 kiss to le hi lie.
Papu ne ek ladki se puchha, "bachche kaise hote hain. sharmao mat, batao?"
ladki gusse mein boli, "chup karte ho ki?"
Papu: are pagali itana bhi nahin pata, bachche sharaarati hote hain..........romantic jokes in hindi
Khamosh palkon se jab aansu bikhar jaate hain,
Aap kya jane,
aap kitne yaad aate hein..
Abhi b usi mor pe khare hein,
jahan Aap ne kaha tha
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"Thehro! Hum
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garam-samose  aur Maaza le kar aatey hein
A boyfriend very romantically to his
girlfriend- I can see d whole world in ur eyes sweety.
A passerby(Yaatri) listens n says:
Peera garhi chowk pe kitna
traffic hai zara dekhna....Mjjnu Bhaiya

Pehli baar kisi chehre pe nigah tehri hai,
Uski ankhein sagar se bhi
ziyada gehri hein,
Thak gaya apne pyar ka
izhaar karte karte,
Tab pata chala dono kaan se behri hai
Kya re! Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass
sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas sms love jokes ka hafta bhej kanjoos…
Mulk ki bhi ek sarhad hoti hai,
Bacche ki bhi ek zid hoti hai,
Aur kitna intezar karu tere
sms love jokes ka, romantic jokes, romantic chutkule in hindi
Are yaar kanjusi ki bhi ek haad hoti hai
Girl: hipnotize krna kya hota h?
Boy: kisi ko apne bas me krke usse apni mrji k kaam krwana.
Girl: chal jhoothe, usko to bfrnd bnana khte h.....girl boy love jokes
Boy 2 Girl: Kia Mai Tumhain Kiss-wish Kar Sakta Hu ?? .
Girl: Zaleel
Kameeny
Kuttay
Duffer
Fool
UllUSharam Nahi Aati
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Tum Ne Ye Baat Kehne Mai
8 Mahinay Laga Diye
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Karo Na...Just do It(}{)
Ensaan: bhagavaan , Ladakiyan to itani pyaari hotee hai par...
biviyaan itani khatarnaak kyon hoti hai?
bhagavaan: kyonki ladkiyaan main banaata hoon aur biviyaan tum !
Romantic Jokes about what a boy want? what a girl want?
samay samay kee baat hai....aaj ke samay ki ladkiyon,
ko aisa Ladka chaahie, jiska "Future Bright" ho..,
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aur Ladkon ko aisi Ladki,chaahie jisaka "Past Right" ho...
Lover 2017: Aaj Apni gf ki Shadi Me jaa k Ye Ehsas hua
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ki
shahi paneer Accha
ho
To
Mohabbt b feeki Lagti
hai
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(',')
<) )-<>1plate
/ /aur de yar...mast taste hai
Ladka: ab hamaare beech kuchh nahin raha.
mujhe mere saare "Love Letter aur Gifts" vaapis kar do.
Ladki andar gayee aur.. ek badi-si tokari uthaakar le aai aur bolee:
enmen se jo tere hai chhaant le kamine! boy girls break up love jokes 2017
jis launde ki shaadi, usaki pahali hi Girlfriend-GF se ho jae to aisa lagata hai
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jaise banda "Try Ball" par hi OUT ho gaya...
1 mahila Car chaalak ne ek skooti pe aati ladki ko takkar maar di hai.
haadase ke chashmadeed bhi nahin bata pa rahe ki galati kisaki aur kaise thi.

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